The Cold Cruiser Floating Cooler Size:One Size but the Montgomery is always

but the Montgomery is always called The King of Shirts

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he hasn't taken 'em off since he tried them on

piña colada in your left hand

in several words: perfection manifested in the form of a friggin' kick butt swim trunk

The Cold Cruiser Floating Cooler Size:One Size but the Montgomery is alwaysMeet the greatest floating cooler known to man. You: "Hello greatest floating cooler known to man." Greatest Floating Cooler Known To Man: "Sup." The stuff about it: IT FLOATS It has a cooler in the middle of it that fits a 12 pack of La Croix It has four cupholders YOU CAN PUT CANS OF ADULT BEVERAGES IN THOSE CUPHOLDERS It has two plastic handles for handling it It's 2. 25' wide and 1' tall