mini brown dress Women's Liliane Chocolate in Size Medium by Outcast Model is 56 wearing size small Miss Circle Shelby Dark Brown

Bonus points if: You point out why Halloween is consumerist and lame (in monotone, of course)

But because that maxi silhouette isn't exactly practical, it evolved into this shorter form as seen on Winona Ryder and Kate Moss

So, next time you have special plans after work, opt for a black shirt or navy blue pants combination for an elegant look

Note in the photos the slight distressing which compliments its age and brings out touches of the natural oak wood beneath

I love it paired with these boots from Wilder, a small brand that I partner with, but you could also style them with a pair of white ankle boots that are really popular right now